This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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