well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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