Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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