I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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