Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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