The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The power of my boobs compel you
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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