You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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