I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He has the fingertips of a God
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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