What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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