Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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