We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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