So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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