Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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