white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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