I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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