so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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