Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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