it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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