grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He? As in you personified your dick?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
And then he peed in my hair
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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