There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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