i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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