I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
NoShamevember. You game?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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