You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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