wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I wish i was in the wii world.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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