Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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