Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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