in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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