So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He felt like a one man threesome
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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