Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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