I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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