This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
