who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
do herpes really smell.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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