on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
