Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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