I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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