Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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