i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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