fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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