mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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