he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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