And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
sex in a hospital.. check
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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