: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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