The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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