We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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