It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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