the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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