so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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