Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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