My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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