I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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