But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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