FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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