and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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