Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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