Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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