just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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