JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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