You're my little dorito
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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