let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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