He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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